Honey Boo Boo: The Train Wreck Continues
So this week we found out Mama June’s answer, plus a whole
lot of information I probably could’ve lived without, yet I still watched….
1)”I ain’t never been married none.”--- This literally made
my eye twitch. There’s so much wrong with this sentence that I literally can’t
comprehend what she is saying.
2) Mama June, please stop being so dramatic over the “m”
word----
3) “Hollabooah”—almost like “Hallelujah”
4) A “better than sex” back scratch??---ummm no
5) SHUT UP!! Mama June and Sugar Bear met online. And it was
originally supposed to be a “hook ‘em and book ‘em” aka a “booty call.
6) Mama June and I have, yet another thing in common: We
both struggle with math. Proof: her 9
year relationship with Sugar Bear is her 2nd longest relationship,
just behind her 5 year relationship----- mmmhmmm….maybe she struggles a little
more than I do
7) Two tips for a Wedding on a Budget: a) bedazzled tennis
shoes b) roadkill to serve your
guests---I just hope Honey Boo Boo uses these valuable pieces of advice when
she becomes a Party Planner
8)”ProNastinator”---aka Procrastinator, yet somehow, I
think, in this case, pronastinator works
9) Someone give that “Forever Fabulous” wedding planner an
award for maintaining her composure during that segment.
10) Jessica is failing P.E.---Y’all
11) Someone get this family some crossfit, a Couch 2 5K app,
or even the 7 minute workout app!!!
12)I did not know that when one loses weight, that it goes
to ones’ back—Thank you, HBB!
13) June’s face exercises made my week!
14) Possibly my favorite quote tonight was when Anna
proclaimed, “Big deal Jessica passer her test!! I created life, who else can do
that???”----ummmmmmm
15) Design and assign are essentially the same thing in HBB
land
16) I am convinced that Honey Boo Boo’s hair hasn’t been
brushed since the season 1 finale.
17) “DoorKnob”---The dumbest game ever! Yes, it is even
dumber than all those fb game invites ;)
18) Mama June’s confidence is just outstanding: “Big
Beautimous Bride” “Smexy”(I’ve been guilty of saying this pre-HBB….this scares
me) and “Everyone gonna wanna a piece of this”---yep!
19) The Wedding Guest List: Lil Willie, Snap John, Pork
Chop, Boxcar, Catfish, Phlme, Nibblet---Are these real people?!?!?!
Seriously-----guess I will have to keep watching to find out, dang it! ;)
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