Honey Boo Boo: She's Back!
Tonight was the season 2 premiere of “Here Comes Honey Boo
Boo.” I believe it is safe to say that Mama June and company did not disappoint
with their “redneck” ways. I half expected for this to be overly scripted, yet
I found myself convinced that gems such as the following lessons can’t be made
up, I don’t care who you are! So without further introduction, my 2 readers,
here we go:
1)
Georgia is not really known for their “peaches,”
but their “peches”
2)
Mama June’s “baby talk” is just as incoherent as
her “regular talk” example: “bake gayamo doobie” ---- yeah, I’m still
processing that as well
3)
“Sucks kinda like Monkey Balls.” --- I am really
unsure of the simile here and I probably don’t really want to know
4)
Mama June, newsflash, you DO have a phone
addiction---in fact, we all do
5)
OH the wrestling—Now you know this is where all
the class comes out especially with the “game changing maneuver: Cup-A-Fart” (I
hate, hate, hate typing that.)
6)
Anna---I never knew that wrestling could be
someone’s “heart and soul,” but hey, at least you have a found a passion!
Speaking of passion, keep doing moves like that and you will end up with
another baby.
7)
Roadkill—Ya know, I always wondered what the
actual definition of such was and thankfully Honey Boo Boo enlightened me on
such along with a lot more. “Roadkill is any animal that didn’t look both ways.”
I am not sure that one should ever name one’s food. I feel like you might end
up on “The First 48” or something of the sort. My favorite entry on Honey Boo
Boo’s raodkill wish list was the porcupine because it serves two purposes: You
can eat it and pick your teeth. (This girl is going places.)
8)
Pin the tail on the “honkey”---Offensive? Too
soon? Will I be fired in 27 years for quoting this? Hmmmm…
9)
“Hoof-N-Beans”---Something you will never see
Faith cook or eat. And that’s a promise.
10)
“Redneck Slip-N-Slide”---Aka: Butter all over
the house. Let me just tell you something…I would have been beaten! Do you hear
me?? B E A T E N.
11)
I did learn a new number: 9 gillion, 4,000 and
25,000----This is why I hate math.
12)
Dukesy Hazzard---Enough said
13)
Honey Boo Boo will grow up to be a Part Planner
(Told ya she was going places)---Remind me to get her advice ;)
14)
Sugar Bear’s love for Mama June is really all
the hope I need to find love---Is that mean?
15)
“I got a chubby for my chubby.”--- OH, I know he
didn’t say that…but yes, oh yes he did. I guess I should just go ahead and
admit that it was very recently that I actually learned what the first “chubby”
meant.
16)
Does it bother anyone else that Honey Boo Boo
calls her dad “Shugie?”
17)
“Manties”---Adding that to my dictionary!
18)
And last but not least---No, I can’t --- I’m
leaving the awkward bedroom scene between Sugar Bear and Mama June all alone.
On a positive note, I do appreciate the
fact that the kids have chores and that Mama June is serious; until, that is,
they have destroyed her house. Maybe these kids need a little boot camp. All I
can say is that from the previews of the season, I think it’s going to be a
good guilty pleasure of mine!
Til Next Time Dearies!
Comments
The other day in mixed company the subject of Honey Boo Boo came up and the majority was expressing their disgust and disappointment in the show and its contents. The whole time I remained silent I couldn't help but laugh inside and think "yea, but it's so funny". Keep blogging about it bc whether you realize it or not your blog makes it a whole lot funnier. In fact they should hire you to narrate the show. Now that would be worth watching.