Honey Boo Boo: The Train Wreck I Can't Stop Watching
Honey Boo Boo and Crew literally never cease to amaze me and
leave me with my jaw on the floor. That being said, let’s just get straight to
the lessons….
1)
“Whopped by Lightning”---maybe the whole family
was “shocked” and not just Pumpkin
2)
This week we have many career options for Honey
Boo Boo, like Honey Boo Boo the Storyteller and illustrator.
3)
Honey Boo Boo the dancer----It’s too easy…..moving
on
4)
“Individually Sliced Oranges” = mind blown
5)
As always, I do love a good vocabulary lesson: “minja
= mini ninja”
6)
Mama June should be on Dance Moms, seriously,
THAT would also be a train wreck I would watch
7)
“Un-nervoucized”---(yes I had to pause the DVR
for spelling) to become “un-nervous”
8)
“Boo Boo in a TuTu”---umm, no
9)
Mama June is also a dancer. She taught Honey Boo
Boo everything she knows. Mama J also threw her back out, sitting in a chair.
Someone sign me up for lessons………….
10)
Again, the yelling. Geeze!!! ---- Maybe I am too
old because it is definitely too loud!
11)
Thank you, TLC, for reminding us of forklift
foot and the gnats. Thank you.
12)
Confession: I bowl just like Honey Boo Boo. I
found myself leaning on the couch to get her bowling ball to move.
13)
Sugar Bear says that Mama June is “Ripe for
marriage and I’m gonna pick her.”---He really knows the way to a woman’s heart.
(Maybe I am just not ripe enough yet….)
14)
Phillip??? WHO?!?! --- Boy, you just wanted to
be on TV. Don’t play.
15)
Honey Boo Boo the philosopher: “I don’t need
that drama.” ---Indeed, you have enough.
16)
Inverse Skunk Look---Literally, I might be
guilty of saying this….What does THAT mean???
17)
“Sausage Size”---Can I just say, that I am glad
I knew they were talking about the size of Mama June’s fingers, because that
(in my head) got inappropriate and awkward, REAL QUICK!! Flashbacks of the
sausage biscuit, anyone??
18)
Was that a gold Easter egg in a nest on the
table??------Yes, Yes it was. “Laid by the chicken.”--------ya’ll……………..If I ever
….Never should anyone trying to propose to me ever put it in a golden egg….
And because I am Pollyanna---Sugar Bear traded his fryer for Mama June’s ring. There’s a sad aspect here, yet, there’s a sweet aspect here. I am a hopeless, shameful romantic. And, no one has traded a fryer to buy me a ring. So, yet again---If Mama June can get Sugar Bear to love her like he does, there’s hope yet! ;)
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